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Old Feb 17, 2005 | 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by JerseyGirl' date='Feb 17 2005, 11:48 AM
Ok - you're 19. You can get college chicks now. Why are you still messing w/ high schoolers????

The same reason a dog licks his balls.
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because he can
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Old Feb 17, 2005 | 12:10 PM
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WORD to the wise...
This girl is only 18, take it for whats its worth. Dont go putting your heart on the line or get to attached to this girl. A majority of women at that age are still immature. The dont know what they want, let alone what someone else wants.
Just be carefull
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Old Feb 17, 2005 | 12:11 PM
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Yeah, it's great to catch them before they get their freshman 15.

But no warm hole is worth spending time in jail, being a warm hole.
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Old Feb 17, 2005 | 12:41 PM
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this is funny how this thread is going...some of it is making me laugh, anyway i decided no prom. i dont want that aggravation or BS
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Old Feb 17, 2005 | 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by r_duff' date='Feb 17 2005, 12:00 PM
tritium_pie is on FIRE in this thread! LOL

"glad you mentioned the "pizza shop laborer" complication. it's important to clarify whether you actually make the pizzas, or just deliver them. there's a whole subsection in the law regarding statutory rape that is delivered in 29 minutes or less.

ah well, then the "under 29 minutes, get-out-of-jail-free" section doesn't apply to you.

remember: statutory rape is like extra ingredients; the more sausage you put in, the higher the charges. with pizza and sex, nothing (and no one) comes for free. "


LOL LOL LOL
thank you, I was wondering if anybody noticed.
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Old Feb 17, 2005 | 06:19 PM
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MAV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Feb 17, 2005 | 08:04 PM
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I noticed too trit, I could picture you sitting in front of your keyboard cracking yourself up thinking "Call me butter baby cos Im on a roll.... hey why the isn't anyone laughing at my hilarious jokes


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Old Feb 18, 2005 | 03:18 AM
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If in doubt, don't have sex. I'd be very surprised if it was "illegal" to go on a date with a 17 year old. A date doesn't necessarily have to include sex...
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Old Feb 18, 2005 | 04:30 AM
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Hit that shit dude, yer only 19 once. Do it while you have the chance. Make sure you have plenty of jimmy hats
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Old Feb 18, 2005 | 04:32 AM
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