Via another forum:

"My friend and I went biking, on the way back to the car, he tells me his stomach is in knots and he has to use the bathroom. The next port-a-potty was miles behind us and my house was closer than the port-a-potty so we hurry to the car which is like 1 mile away now. I tell him to just shit in the woods, but the trail is pretty open and people pass all the time, not to mention cars and the park police. I give him my car keys and tell him to just haul ass to my car and drive to my house and go to the bathroom. I tell him I'll just bike home if he can't come pick me up.

Soooo...he goes off, and I'm still biking. And now my body is killing me cause i'm going up hills on the cement, when i'm use to dirt. I get home and my car door is wide open front door open too. I guess he had to go bad.

I walk up to my car, and I see this."

Warning: follow the link for some VERY gross but funny pics that drive the point home.

http://forums.beyond.ca/st/181684/never-le...t-feeling-well/

 

ew.....

 

 

 

oh my...

 

I see corn!!

 

Looks like he gave up... I would have died if I shitted in someone's car like that... lmao.

 

Was your friend bungee jumping, too?

 

Seriously...did he take off his pants and just go right there?If I couldn't hold it I'd just shit in my pants,clean up and toss em.

 

gross to the max!