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Old 09-01-2003, 07:29 PM
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Taken from another forum;

Heres what happened: This chick took her mom and kids out for a ride at 3AM and saw construction and dirt and so forth around the campus. She thought to herself "hey, this is an H2, i saw it in a commercial and it could do anything. Its an all terrain vehicle, right?"

She then procedes to dive around campus for a while and then broke through the cable barrier (took 2 tries) that prevents idiots from running into the schools brand new samaritan statue. she then hit a 1' dirt curb at about 40mph, and then right into the statues cement base. Needless to say, the curb and cement were victorious.

When asked why she did it, she repiled "I wanted to jump the statue, i saw it on tv"

She wasnt drunk or under any kind of influence and yes, the kids were inside when it happened. This is all very true. here are the pics:
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Check out that negative camber...
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Hardcore Hummer Drifter!!!
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Must have been a blonde















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Justice is served...
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Wow. I shouldn't be, but I am constantly amazed at the ridiculous things stupid people do. It's quite scary that idiots like this are out on the road with us every day. I had a great encounter with one yesterday when I was making a pass on a two lane road in a passing zone with no other traffic and the moron in the F-250 I was passing decided he would try to run me off the road as I was passing him. Not sure why he did this as I had not been tailgating him and was making a safe pass. Maybe he was trying to do something like he saw on TV like the moron in the hummer was doing.

One good thing about this, is it will help raise insurance rates a little more for the people driving these dumb vehicles.
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what a moron...did she honestly think the hummer would make it?

I think she's sees another "TV lawsuit" when in reality she lost control when she hit the pavement and couldn't turn it properly.

S-T-U-P-I-D

Everyone knows only the H1 can jump statues!!!
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thank you for posting this. it gives me great joy to see one less road-hogging over-hyped behemoth off the streets. oh yeah, and it's nice to see the H2 out of commission too.

did anyone else rejoice inwardly when the ELF torched all those H2s at the dealership?

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I think she'll sue GM for not making the Hummer tougher.
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