A new threat
Hope this hasn't been posted.
I've received several warnings of late. I'm sure you have as well.
Here is the most recent one and it makes as much sense as the others.....
Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that a
major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a sh1t on the 28th
will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate that organized
groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's
toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.
I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from a
reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating
this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose
husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the
shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs
to
another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently
overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the
conclusion that we are going to be attacked by them. So it must be
true, right?

I've received several warnings of late. I'm sure you have as well.
Here is the most recent one and it makes as much sense as the others.....
Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that a
major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a sh1t on the 28th
will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate that organized
groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's
toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.
I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from a
reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating
this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose
husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the
shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs
to
another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently
overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the
conclusion that we are going to be attacked by them. So it must be
true, right?
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