Anyone want to go?


http://www.somalicruises.com/

 

I hear they're serving repasta in the buffet.

 

Just signed up for to cruises!!

Lets go have some fun!

I hear RPG's are cheap on the ship!!!

Mini guns are expensive to rent.....

 

I can't tell which aspect of this "testimonial" is funniest:

"I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'll never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!" -- Lars , Hamburg Germany

Now if we could only get Germany's errrr I mean Gigdy's input...

 

Our guarantee

We guarantee adventure

We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included). How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted hijacking does not occur, we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention.


^ lmfaooo