Now HERE's a way to avoid a speeding ticket!!!
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Now HERE's a way to avoid a speeding ticket!!!
S2000 driver: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: You realize you were speeding, right?
S2000 driver: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
S2000 driver: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
S2000 driver: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
S2000 driver: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
S2000 driver: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
S2000 driver: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
S2000 driver: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The officer looks at the driver and slowly retreats to his car and calls for
back up. Within minutes, 5 police cars circle the vehicle. A senior officer
slowly approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun.
Officer 2: DRIVER...STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE!
The driver steps out of the S2000.
S2000 driver: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.
S2000 driver: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car? The driver opens
the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your S2000?
S2000 driver: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers also claims that you do not have a driving
license. The driver pulls out the driver's license and hands it to the 2nd officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
S2000 driver: I'll bet that lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!!
Officer: You realize you were speeding, right?
S2000 driver: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
S2000 driver: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
S2000 driver: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
S2000 driver: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
S2000 driver: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
S2000 driver: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
S2000 driver: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The officer looks at the driver and slowly retreats to his car and calls for
back up. Within minutes, 5 police cars circle the vehicle. A senior officer
slowly approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun.
Officer 2: DRIVER...STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE!
The driver steps out of the S2000.
S2000 driver: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.
S2000 driver: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car? The driver opens
the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your S2000?
S2000 driver: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers also claims that you do not have a driving
license. The driver pulls out the driver's license and hands it to the 2nd officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
S2000 driver: I'll bet that lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!!
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Originally posted by sumir brahmbhatt
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Just make sure, if you ever do this (hah!), to talk very quietly because they have sensitive microphones recording everything you say.
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