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O Tofu, Where Art Thou?

O tofu, O tofu, where art thou
on the Thanksgiving table?
I looked all over
for your firm but unusually soft body,
but found nothing.
I was alone,
and I did not like the feeling.
Oh, how I needed your protein and calcium,
from your soybean roots.
I pulled out of my family

 

George, you are such a BEAN CURD!

 

I don't think i've ever tried Tofu.. unless I did, but never knew it was tofu, I dunno, all this tofu talk is making me hungry, and confusing me at the same time