Chuck Norris's tears could cure cancer. Trouble is, Chick Norris is so badass that he has never cried in his life.

 

Chuck Norris can slam a rotating door.

 

I remember that

 

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Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.

 

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oh noes

 

^ HAHAHA

 

Chuck Norris can perform an ass-kicking through the length of the sewer system while the victim is sitting on the toilet.

When Chuck Norris was young, he used to hit his father a lot.

Rainbows are what happens when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Richard Simmons.

When Chuck Norris found out who stole the cookies from the cookie jar, he found him and broke his neck; when the owner of the cookies asked for them back, Chuck Norris proceeded to roundhouse kick him in the face, Chuck Norris loves his cookies.


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