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Old May 17, 2006 | 03:51 PM
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Old May 17, 2006 | 03:59 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpkQ57xdVng hahah wtheck
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Old May 17, 2006 | 04:00 PM
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When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
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Old May 17, 2006 | 04:01 PM
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hahaha that video was awesome
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Old May 17, 2006 | 04:04 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0acN7g9rLLk...=chuck%20norris

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Old May 17, 2006 | 04:11 PM
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just not his own.
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Old May 17, 2006 | 04:13 PM
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When Chuck Norris was a child, he caught the Boogie Man living under his bed. Well he proceeded to kick his ass and the Boogie Man has been paying rent ever since.
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Old May 17, 2006 | 08:42 PM
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chuck norris is so bad ass, he doesnt need to push the "primer" button 8 times when starting a lawnmower.
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Old May 17, 2006 | 10:12 PM
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Who's faster in a race, Superman or the Flash? Answer: Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make any girl orgasm just by pointing his finger at her and saying boooyaa!
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