OFFICAL CHUCK NORRIS THREAD

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May 19, 2006 | 08:56 AM

#51

Saki GT

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Chuck FTW - http://www.liquidgeneration.com/cont....aspx?cid=1844

Oh, but there's an anti-chuck site - http://www.pointsincase.com/anti_chuck_facts.htm

May 19, 2006 | 11:01 AM

#52

Crazy_Schizo

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This is seriously one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. My co-workers are wondering what I find so funny.

Here is my contribution:

Chuck Norris was the 4th wise man, he gave baby Jesus the gift of beard. Jesus loved this gift so much, he wore it to his dying day. The other wise men were so jealous of Jesus' obvious favoritism, that they conspired to have Chuck Norris written out of the bible. All three died shortly thereafter of roundhouse-kick related deaths.

May 19, 2006 | 11:14 AM

#53

vader1

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From: MAHT-O-MEDI

From the anti Chuck link:

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a midget and it burst into 25 gold coins. Chuck Norris was pissed off because you can't have sex with 25 gold coins.

Why does that make me laugh so much?

May 19, 2006 | 12:04 PM

#54

mic_crispy

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lol

May 19, 2006 | 12:18 PM

#55

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazy_Schizo,May 19 2006, 02:01 PM

May 19, 2006 | 01:02 PM

#56

Cyclon36

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Chuck Norris has counted to infiniti........twice.

May 19, 2006 | 03:16 PM

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geoff2005

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Originally Posted by Cyclon36,May 19 2006, 02:02 PM

Chuck Norris has counted to infiniti........twice.

May 19, 2006 | 07:09 PM

#58

tunerjetta29

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Chuck Norris is my new hero, how sad is that haha

May 19, 2006 | 08:02 PM

#59

Saki GT

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From: Queen City, NC

The best and funniest Chuck Norris facts are written by Chuck Norris, but they've never been submitted for review because Chuck Norris refuses to submit for anything.