Is this the last thing you want to see before you die?

Chuck Norris For President

 

More Chuck Norris Facts:

1. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

2. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

3.There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

4.Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

5.There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

 

chuck norris once ate 3 72 ounce steaks in an hour. he spent the 1st 50 minutes having sex with the waitress.

Every year for chuck norris' birthday, he roundhouse kicks 70 children into the sun. why 70? because thats how many times he's banged your mom.

when someone asks chuck norris what time it is, he always replies 2 seconds till. When asked 2 second till what? he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

 

i think that this is the best one yet.....trust me..


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=92...&q=chuck+norris


(hope its not a repost, its called "young chuck norris")

 

When Chuck Norris does his training off the coast of Africa his roundhouse kicks generate such a force it can be felt for thousands of miles.

We know them as hurricanes.

 

this thread is great keep them coming

 

More Facts about our hero and savior Chuck Norris:

Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants.

Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

 

 

dude seriously guys i am laughing so hard at work right now. HAHA>............

ppl are looking at me like wtf is wrong with you. AHHAHAHAHAH

good stuff.........