(1) My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear.(she says yes i do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast.

(2) I'm not fred flinstone, but i can make your bedrock

(3) What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY Zipper!

(4) Crap. something is worng with my cell phone.{oh really.whats is it?} it's just that....your number is not in it.

(5) I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

(6) You may have fall from the sky,you mayfall from a tree,but the best way to fall.......is in love with me!

(7) Can i have your picture so i can show santa what i want for christmas?

(8) I'm like a rubiks cube..... the more you play with me the harder i get!

(9) Theres are 206 bones in the human body....do you want another one?

(10) A cat falls into the water and the rooster laugh's. what's the moral of the story??? a wet pussy always make's a happy cock.

(11) Where you born on a farm? cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

(12) If you were a tear drop, i would never cry for the fear of loseing you.

(13) Do you work for ups? because i seen you checking out my package!

(14) See my friend over there, he wants to know if you think i'm cute?

(15) Would you go out for some pizza and sex?(No)what's wrong don't like pizza?

 

Walk up and reach behind her shirt, pretend to read the tag.

"Just what I thought, made in heaven!"

 

LOL and by good you mean awesomely great, get slapped in the face if you use them, pick up lines

 

Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

Nice shoes.....wanna F***?

 

how bout this: walk up to a girl while you have a erection and rub it on her, when she turns around say thats not a banana in my pants im just happy to see you. best i could come up with.

 

That........was the wackest un-original "pick-up line" EVER!! You fail, try again! And this time, please put a little brain in to it...

 

"Did it hurt?" (did what hurt?) "When you fell from heaven."

"Do you have a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself in them."

 

Another wacko!

 

haha dam thats my second fail of the day one more and i'll be banned from off topic. let me ask my dad he has some funny pick up lines.