Where can I get some steroids? No, really!

 

I hear there are some crazy sexual side effects. GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Of course there are, and physical and mental side effects too. Are you listening, Silver? But anyway, I'd like to try it once, to see what it's like. But I wouldn't know where to get them though. Oh well!

 

Too many people are ill-informed about steroids. Thus the reason that most shouldn't even consider using them. I can see some "urban legends" already being mentioned.

As for where to get them, they are available in many places. However, unless you know the right people or have connections somewhere, you'll never have a chance to purchase the real deal.

The only people that should use them are those that know how they work, what to use, how to use it and how it will affect them.

NO STEROIDS FOR YOU!

- Soup Nazi voice

p.s. Roid rage is a myth. Yes, your nuts will shrink due to the body's testosterone production being shut off, however, you may have an increase in penis size, and of course, your sex drive will be off the charts. If you cycle them correctly and use the right stuff, you can prevent any side effects and have your body kick in natural testosterone production causing your nuts to go back to normal.

 

Apparently, the East German's women's swimming team should have consulted you back in the 80s. They were so apparently "manly" it was frightening!

Nate, did their balls shrink too?

 

Actually, it's the opposite for women. They become more masculine and will have deepening of the voice, increased body hair growth, potential masculinization of the facial structure, and last, but certainly not least an increase in the size of the clitoris. For some, it ends up growing to a point where it looks like a small penis.

Now, how would you like to see one of those?

Imagine, a chick with a dick, and she wouldn't even be a true, naturally born hermophrodite.

I've seen photos of women like this, and those enlarged clits are not too attractive.

I wonder how they hide it in those bathing suits.

 

WooHoo, mens's platform diving is on! I'm being totally serious, I was a diver in college. The Olympics is pretty much the only time one gets to see these events, so it's exciting. Too bad I already know the outcome (damn tape delays), but it's cool to actually see the best in the world doing things most divers can only dream of doing!

 

Line of the night China set a world record in hurdles and got a gold in track and field, I'm sure they will soon be a powerhouse next olympics since they all sent out new comers to experiance and are more set for 2008.

"My victory has proved that athletes with yellow skin can run as fast as those with black and white skin," said Liu, 21.

This is a miracle, but I believe a lot more miracles will take place in China," he said, as a new generation of his compatriots signaled they will be a force to be reckoned with on the track when Beijing hosts the next Olympics in 2008.


Also.....

Xing Huina beat the Ethiopians at their own game to win the women's 10,000 in one of the biggest upsets of the athletics.

Underlining the shock win by Xing, Ethiopia's Ejegayehu Dibaba was convinced she had won the women's 10,000 meters until an official explained she had taken only the silver.





Dibaba was overtaken by the previously unknown 20-year-old Xing in the last 100 meters of the race but thought she was a lapped runner.

She was asked by an official: "You are the one who came second, right?" Dibaba replied: "No, first."

Dibaba, looking stunned, still refused to believe it until the truth gradually dawned.

"I didn't see where the Chinese girl came from," she said.



Man 2008 will be interesting for China. I wonder if the U.S will still be dominant. They are only 2 away fromt he U.S. right now. I'm not chinese BTW but I think its great that the world is now becoming more compettive

 

Great closing ceremony. I can't wait to see what drama is in store for us in Beijing 4 years from now.

 

No thanks, that's not a sight I wish to see anytime soon.....