This was a great thread. We're starting it over and please don't go and get it locked. Start a new thread. Go on a rant, and get that one locked. Let this one be.

I couldn't stop laughing through the first round of this thread...

Starting it off again with HKStallion's "for the record:"

1. The HD DVD vs Bluray war will end in 2011 in favor of HD DVD

2. The S2000 will be on 2 yr hiatus after MY 2009, returning with Turbos and SHAWD.

3. Giuliani will defeat Obama in 2008 elections.

 

1. AMD will release the ultimate processor chip and buy Intel, renaming them "unIntel."

2. Global warming also causes harsher winters. All those glaciers melting in the summer will just solidify back in the winter. It's a cycle.
-End of global warming scare, 2010.

3. Marijuana legalized in all 50 states.

4. Oakland Raiders will win Super Bowl XLII!!!!

5. On 2012, your Pharmacist will start prescribing your drugs instead of your Doctor.

 

1. The US will cease to exist after 2009

2. We all will be speaking Chinese or Russian.

3. Before the great war, Viagra will be used by terrorists on a plane to induce wood...they will then chop it off and club the pilots and crew to death with their castrated penis and take over the plane.

 

my god man!

 

Jigga please! Hillary will be on the Democratic side, not Obama.

 

Russian? Russia is pretty much insignificant now and in the future.

 

1. In 2013 all Asian countries will unite to create SuperAsia, led by Kim Jong Il....Three days later they will all be at war.

2. In 2012 Tiger Woods will become my caddy.

 

^^^
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for the record....

1) flying cars are a dream and will stay a dream because 98% of the population that drives cant even follow the rules of the road.

2) if the world comes to an "natural" end (hit by an asteroid, all the planets alined in a row and the gravitational pull kicks us out, s&*t lk that) thousand of years from today. we found another planet that can support life and there will be spaceships capable of taking us there, but only to those that can afford it (lk .0069% of the worlds population).

3) present day airline travel was design by baboons

 

For the record, perhaps we should ask your Mom?

 

for the record, spoons go in a drawer, not on the shelf