The Official "For the Record" Thread - Retake
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Originally Posted by got_torque?,Oct 5 2007, 07:51 AM
1) flying cars are a dream and will stay a dream because 98% of the population that drives cant even follow the rules of the road.
For the record,
1) Surviving S2000s will begin an upswing in value and rarity as many are picked up by young drivers who continue to crash them due to extreme weather (1/16th-1/32nd precipitation).
2) Many years from now, TV shows such as Top Gear and others will refer to the S2000 as being a notoriously oversteering car, with crashes a result being the #1 cause of death to the car.
3) Microsoft will partner with a major car manufacture to create mDrive, a vehicle operating system that will perform the same functions iDrive did years prior, but with a marketing plan that will inform the public of the "revolutionary new features." The venture will fail horribly when a mathematical programming error causes cars everywhere to high speed crash while automatically parking at 86% throttle, instead of 8.6%.
3a) 2 weeks after mDrive is released, hackers will create an emulator to run iDrive on the platform, and include a trojan to operate vehicles remotely. All vehicles will be recalled as a safety precaution.
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Originally Posted by jacqueshammer,Oct 5 2007, 11:55 AM
for the record isn't this a blatant ripoff of conan obriens in the year 2000 sketches?
We don't talk about the similarities. Like when your parents accidentally lose your little brother and never mention him again. Never. He never existed, just let it go.
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Originally Posted by MikeyCB,Oct 5 2007, 10:47 AM
Wow, this thread is now complete with exact copies of the previous thread's posts.
We don't talk about the similarities. Like when your parents accidentally lose your little brother and never mention him again. Never. He never existed, just let it go.
We don't talk about the similarities. Like when your parents accidentally lose your little brother and never mention him again. Never. He never existed, just let it go.
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Wow, this thread is now complete with exact copies of the previous thread's posts.
We don't talk about the similarities. Like when your parents accidentally lose your little brother and never mention him again. Never. He never existed, just let it go.
We don't talk about the similarities. Like when your parents accidentally lose your little brother and never mention him again. Never. He never existed, just let it go.
