Old Guy Shopping
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Old Guy Shopping
An old guy was in Home Depot the other day pushing his cart around when he collided with a young guy
pushing his cart.
He said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife
and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.
The old guy said, "Well, maybe we can help each other.. What does your
wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair,
big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
pushing his cart.
He said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife
and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.
The old guy said, "Well, maybe we can help each other.. What does your
wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair,
big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
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Originally Posted by s2krev,Feb 12 2010, 03:53 PM
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