Post your stories here about dating older women

 

Your momma and me was banging, after I shaved her back......

 

Crap. It's just going to grow in twice as thick now.

 

um i think its the younger ones that are trouble

 

I don't think its age, i think its a constant ratio - 1 in 4 are bad or crazy.

 

lol wth?

 

Listen up!
Older women are great to date when you are in your 20's and just need some indoor excercise. But they are set in thier ways. You are a toy.
Damn, Homeys... straight up. THE BEST indoor exercise I had with older women while I was fit to jump it all. However... and this is a BIG HOWEVER...If you marry them, you will be constantly wondering WTF happened. You'll end up talking to yourself a lot.
I married a girl 7 years my senior, and DAMN! She is SO set in her ways.
I could ask her to shut the garage door 40-thousand times so that my sh$t doesn't get stolen, and it's like talking to my t-shirt.
Date the older girls for experience and great fun while you are young
Find a younger girl for for the settling down part of your life.
Been there... Done that... talking to the t-shirts.
I dated an older woman when I was 25... what fun. Then I had a few more girlfriends... younger ones - they were flaky, so I went back up in age.
Shoulda pressed for the younger one.
Love the wife - no doubt. But be advised, long-term, more serious relationships are difficult with older women because they are set in their ways...
ONE Excepton...
Rich older women!!!!!! I know a dude that has an older rich recent wife, and she takes care of him. Buys him cars 'n schtuff. THAT's okay with me.
In the end, we supply what they want, and they should be giving us what we want.
Keep each other happy.
The younger women play too many head-games. The older ones are in charge and more secure with themselves. So, it's all about what works for you.
Menapause? Not to be a dick, but if you are still wanting to play ball and she's taking a nap... think about that sh*T!!! Burned out those T-shirts!
Dr. Phil has left the building! YO!

CB

 

OH!
I hit the damned REPLY button too soon.
Lemme tell you studlies... Most older women aren't as jelous and let us do sh&t that we like. My wife lets me do my hobbies and all is cool. I can put up with her set ways because she has absolutely NO issue with my car, and other hobbies. In contrast, I know dudes with younger wives that demand total attention. They have issues with their men doing stuff without them. Too clingy for me.
Consider it.
Dr. Phil is done with the encore.
Later!

 

I laughed so hard I farted. Funny because it's so true.

 

Word, my brothah!
I gotta tell ya, there's nothing like a being with a REAL woman when you are just a wide-eyed pink thing in your early 20s. Women in their 30s are "splendelicious"!
I have no regrets. Only wish I could go back to that time and be 20 all over again with 30-something girlfriends. Fantabulous! LOVED IT!!!!!
When I was younger, I didn't like the idea much of being a boy-toy. Now, I'd give my dis-connected testicles for it!
I have a family now. No regrets. She lets me do what I want and she trusts me... why not! I'm out of my prime now. Women don't look at me the same as when I was in my 20s.
I'm no old geezer. I am barely in my 40s. But the game is over. Now, I'm in the food stage of life. Much more rewarding. Steak? Boobs? I can acquire a steak - can't touch the nice boobies any more.
Oh my... I think I'm getting depressed. Lemme go out to the garage and work on my car.
Sheeeeetaat!