I just thought of something. LOL You guys can have Martin Brodeur in 4 years for the Olympics, now that he is an American Citizen he can join you. LOL

 

AMERICA FAWK YEYUH

 

No other country in the world has won more golds then Canada. Yup we are the Champions. Great Olympics for Canada.

 

What the hell is this hockey? When you could win in basketball, baseball, football, or even soccer, then I'll care. What the hell are "hockey" and "curling"? Curling - is that a sport in which who can arm-curl the most weight? If so, Americans should win too, because on average, Americans are much bigger and stronger. Also, you have no Blacks in Canada, which is a HUGE disadvantage when it comes to non-ice or non-water sports.

 

Most of your country is in the Arctic, so it's no surprise you're good at "Arctic" games. I'd be impressed if you guys could go to Africa and dominate the Africans in running or track and field.

"Hey Michael Jordan, what the hell is hockey?"
"I don't know, some Arctic game. I didn't even watch one game of the Arctic Olympics. But here's a dunk for ya!"



P.S. In the summer Olympics, you barely won any medals, and your first medal was won by a Vietnamese immigrant.

Summer Olympics - now, that's the real Olympic. That's why it's been around much longer. "The Winter Olympics were also created over 2 decades later due to the success of the summer Olympics."

The top ten ranked NOCs at these Games are listed below. The host nation, China, is highlighted.[69]
Rank ↓ Nation ↓ Gold ↓ Silver ↓ Bronze ↓ Total ↓
1 China (CHN) 51 21 28 100
2 United States (USA) 36 38 36 110
3 Russia (RUS) 23 21 28 72
4 Great Britain (GBR) 19 13 15 47
5 Germany (GER) 16 10 15 41
6 Australia (AUS) 14 15 17 46
7 South Korea (KOR) 13 10 8 31
8 Japan (JPN) 9 6 10 25
9 Italy (ITA) 8 9 10 27
10 France (FRA) 7 16 18 41

 

Crosby comes through again! Nice prediction, OP.

 

"Hey Michael, what the hell is hockey?"
"I don't know, but can they swim in it? If so, I would've taken gold."

 

LOL typical. It's ok. Some people are just simple when it comes to what Canada is all about. Ya there's always snow here, and it's real cold. LOL That's why the Winter Olympics that took place here in the so called Arctic games, it was the warmest ever to take place. Yup it's so Arctic.

Who cares about the Summer Olympics, yes we suck compared to the USA, I can admit that, unlike you. But just remember the money and per capita thingy. LOL We don't buy medals or send nearly as many athletes.

Michael Jordan, do you know who invited the game of basketball. Yes I do it was the Canadians, just like hockey.

 

"Hey Tyson, what the hell is hockey?"
"I don't know, some Arctic game. But can they catch me?"



Ok, enough fun for today.

 

Don't start bashing a Country, because I can very easily nit pick at yours. There is so many to choose from. lol.