OK. I'll start.

Three students, one each from Carolina, Duke and NC State, wanted to attend the summer Olympics but didn't have enough money to buy tickets. They stood outside the Track and Field venue watching competing athletes enter the arena through a side door. A gatekeeper there would ask each athlete what sport they competed in and, upon the athlete's response, would let them enter.

The three decided that they would pose as competing athletes and thereby gain entry. The student from Carolina looked around and saw a hubcap laying beside the road. He picked it up and approached the gatekeeper. The gatekeeper said "What's your sport?" The student from Carolina said "Discus!" The gatekeeper said "Enter."

The student from Duke saw this and figured he could do something similar. He looked around, saw a section of pipe, picked it up and approached the gatekeeper. "What's your sport" the gatekeeper said. "Javeline" the student said, and he was allowed to enter.

The student from NC State saw what the other two had done and thought "I can do that too!" He looked around to find just the right athletic "prop." Finding it, he picked up a large strand of barbed wire, cutting his hands, arms, and chest causing him to bleed profusely! He slowly approached the gatekeeper, cut to pieces with blood everywhere. The gatekeeper said "What's your sport?' The NC State student replied........."FENCING!"