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OMG! Fractured Penis

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Old Nov 21, 2004 | 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by S2k_fever,Nov 21 2004, 10:48 AM
How did he fracture it?
This type of injury typically happens during intercourse. It slips out, and gets rammed into the thigh, and SNAP! fractured penis!

I don't know how this morning's case originated. I didn't have the heart to ask him before the surgery because he was in sooooo much pain. I hope it wasn't something stupid like- "What would happen if I slam my boner in the car door?"

Remember- if it's soft, it's not going to break!


-Pete

PS- I'm an anesthesia student. (That means I pay them, instead of them paying me. )
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Old Nov 21, 2004 | 06:53 PM
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when i was on a urology rotation, i guy came in with the same complaint. from what i remember the woman was on top (kind of squatting), he came out, she came crashing down.
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Old Nov 21, 2004 | 07:48 PM
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damn...sound painful.

^man...van dan dancing is so fracking funny...i watched it for few mins. i remember watching that movie but i forgot how funny it was.
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Old Nov 21, 2004 | 08:50 PM
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I really wish I hadn't read that thread !!!
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Old Nov 21, 2004 | 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Kodokan_4,Nov 21 2004, 04:18 PM
This type of injury typically happens during intercourse. It slips out, and gets rammed into the thigh, and SNAP! fractured penis!
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Old Nov 21, 2004 | 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Young_R,Nov 21 2004, 08:48 PM
damn...sound painful.

^man...van dan dancing is so fracking funny...i watched it for few mins. i remember watching that movie but i forgot how funny it was.
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Old Nov 21, 2004 | 10:23 PM
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I actually took care of a patient who had a "fractured penis" I too was like, how in the world..? This guy had a stiff one in the morning when he woke up, like many of you do and instead of turning over slowly to change positions, he somehow got airborne and flipped over onto it, hence "bending/breaking" it.

I was thinking to myself "now what am I suppose to do about this?" Needless to say, it was hard to keep a straight face.
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Old Nov 21, 2004 | 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by CHIX RULE,Nov 22 2004, 03:23 PM


I actually took care of a patient who had a "fractured penis" I too was like, how in the world..? This guy had a stiff one in the morning when he woke up, like many of you do and instead of turning over slowly to change positions, he somehow got airborne and flipped over onto it, hence "bending/breaking" it.

I was thinking to myself "now what am I suppose to do about this?" Needless to say, it was hard to keep a straight face.
I'm sure that the last thing he wanted was a nurse as attractive as you, April, when he was suffering from THAT problem
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Old Nov 21, 2004 | 10:59 PM
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Come to think of it, he did state it always hurt after I left

James!
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Old Nov 21, 2004 | 11:02 PM
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Poor guy ... I bet he wished he was there for some other reason

April, how's things?
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