OMG! Fractured Penis
Originally Posted by S2k_fever,Nov 21 2004, 10:48 AM
How did he fracture it?
I don't know how this morning's case originated. I didn't have the heart to ask him before the surgery because he was in sooooo much pain. I hope it wasn't something stupid like- "What would happen if I slam my boner in the car door?"
Remember- if it's soft, it's not going to break!
-Pete
PS- I'm an anesthesia student. (That means I pay them, instead of them paying me.
)
Originally Posted by Young_R,Nov 21 2004, 08:48 PM
damn...sound painful.
^man...van dan dancing is so fracking funny...i watched it for few mins. i remember watching that movie but i forgot how funny it was.
^man...van dan dancing is so fracking funny...i watched it for few mins. i remember watching that movie but i forgot how funny it was.

I actually took care of a patient who had a "fractured penis" I too was like, how in the world..? This guy had a stiff one in the morning when he woke up, like many of you do
and instead of turning over slowly to change positions, he somehow got airborne and flipped over onto it, hence "bending/breaking" it. I was thinking to myself "now what am I suppose to do about this?" Needless to say, it was hard to keep a straight face.
Originally Posted by CHIX RULE,Nov 22 2004, 03:23 PM
I actually took care of a patient who had a "fractured penis" I too was like, how in the world..? This guy had a stiff one in the morning when he woke up, like many of you do
and instead of turning over slowly to change positions, he somehow got airborne and flipped over onto it, hence "bending/breaking" it. I was thinking to myself "now what am I suppose to do about this?" Needless to say, it was hard to keep a straight face.





James!