How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit? ---
Unique Up On It.

How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit? ---
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? ---
They Take The Psycho Path.

How Do You Get Holy Water? ---
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall? ---
Dam!

What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too Long? ---
Polaroid's

What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work? ---
A Stick.

What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? ---
Nacho Cheese.

What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? ---
Subordinate Clauses.

What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? ---
Quatro Sinko.

What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? ---
Spoiled Milk.

What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire? ---
Frostbite.

What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? ---
A Nervous Wreck.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? ---
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs? ---
Right Where You Left Him.

Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? ---
Because They Have Big Fingers.

Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? ---
Because It Scares The Dog.

What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? ---
Sanka.

What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover? ---
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? ---
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver? ---
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Damn! A Bad Skydiver Goes Damn! Whack.

What Do You Call Skydiving Lawyers? ---
Skeet.

What Goes Clop, Clop, Clop, Bang, Bang, Clop, Clop, Clop? ---
An Amish Drive-By Shooting

How Are A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce The Same? ---
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

 

ROFLMFAO

 

Wouldn't they be two liners?

 

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