Cant, I play games on my PC. I'm no windows whore so dont begin to categorize me as one, but I like building my own computers, I like playing games on mine, and I like enough RAM to be inside to actually run the OS (the base RAM in that $499 package is not enough to run OSX).

I like the instability of Windows, makes it fun. Theres no guessing with a Mac and that bores me.
I am not a consumer whore so I can do without the flashy gloss paint, and as for the mini mac, I dont have a spare monitor, keyboard, onebutton mouse, or speakers to lend to it.