I am the saudi born dissident bin laden. my mommie hates me. I wish mommie would talk to me again, she still has my blankie! I had a dog growing up. Her name was poochie. Then I got a new dog, barky. She was a mean dog. Barky ate Poochie and I watched, because I like watching bitches eat each other. Then I started to miss my doggy and I went insane and shot Barky and blamed it on the spread of democracy throughout the world, because I have a tendancy to displace my anger from myself onto others. I'm such a dumbass! Now they are going to catch me and kill me. I hope they're not ruthless and stone me to death because I'm a *****. Finally I can join Poochie and Barky in bitch hell!

 

Looks like he's not in Tora Bora