The stereo was blaring, the air was maxed out (he's a penguin). He noticed the needle on his temperature gauge start to rise. He pulled into a gas station and the mechanic said "Give me about an hour." The penguin said "No problem" and walked across the street to a supermarket and climbed into the dairy case (he's a penguin). There he saw vanilla ice cream. He loved vanilla ice cream and proceeded to eat an entire quart of it, making a big mess all down the front of himself. Then he looked at his watch and noticed an hour had already elapsed. So he hopped out of the dairy case and walked back across the street to the gas station. The mechanic said to the penguin "Well, it looks like you blew a seal." The penguin looked down at the front of himself and replied: "No, that's just ice cream."

 

 

8/10

 

I think a 8.5.... but ask me when Im sober

 

Saw that one coming...

 

why was the penguin driving?

and WTF was he doing in the desert

 

 

Porbably trying to escape from Wayne Newtons penguin island

 

 

I chuckled.