I hope it doesn't get any worse

 

Okay axcilla was looking for worse.........

So, after Pepe and his friend dodge the ham bush and the booby trap, they carry on through the desert for days.....
They have no food or water. In the distance Pepe sees a small market place. They head towards the market and go up to the first stall.
Pepe starts pleading "Water water, please give me water...." the stall holder says "I am afraid all I have is sponge cake, I have no water"
So they head to the next stall Pepe pleads "Water water, please give me water...." the stall holder says "I am afraid all I have is jelly, I'm afraid I have no water"
So they head to the final stall and Pepe pleads "Water water, please give me water...." the stall holder says "I am afraid all I have is cold custard, I'm afraid I have no water".
They then realise that they are not going to get any water and Pepe's friend says "that's strange, three stalls and none of them have water" To which Pepe replies........
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"yes it was a trifle bizarre"





(Sorry about that guys )

 

Damn it!!

You fellas have "wasted" two other jokes I was going to post in the future!!