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Old 06-28-2003 | 08:45 PM
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whats the best pick up line you got, i personally like the "is your dad a terrorist cause you DA BOMB!" yah lame but brings a laugh
Old 06-28-2003 | 08:46 PM
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hahaha that's pretty good.
Old 06-29-2003 | 09:31 AM
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"Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got FINE! written all over you"

I don't actually use any of these cheesy lines though..
Old 06-29-2003 | 10:26 AM
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(siddle up to a woman at the bar)

You: Hi there. (look at watch, and when girl looks at you, you look back) My watch is telepathic, it's telling me you're not wearing any panties

Her: But I am

You: (smack watch) damn thing is an hour fast
Old 06-29-2003 | 11:44 AM
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LordVagabond (siddle up to a woman at the bar)

You: Hi there. (look at watch, and when girl looks at you, you look back) My watch is telepathic, it's telling me you're not wearing any panties

Her: But I am

You: (smack watch) damn thing is an hour fast






HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

the classics..

girl ur legs must be tired cuz uv been running thru my mind all day
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is ur name campbells?.. cuz ur mmmhmm good
Old 06-29-2003 | 01:19 PM
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I didn't beat about the bush, got right to the point:

Wanna Fawk?.............I got slapped sometimes but the payoff was worth the risk.
Old 06-29-2003 | 01:37 PM
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Originally posted by THEOLDMAN
I didn't beat about the bush, got right to the point:

Wanna Fawk?.............I got slapped sometimes but the payoff was worth the risk.
bahahahahah... I should try that, very straight and to the point
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Worked good in the late 60's and though the 70's to early eighties. Also the crowd I hung out with, made a difference too.
Old 06-30-2003 | 12:39 PM
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if your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is christmas what do you think about me spending some time in between.
Old 06-30-2003 | 01:07 PM
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Originally posted by THEOLDMAN
I didn't beat about the bush, got right to the point:

Wanna Fawk?.............I got slapped sometimes but the payoff was worth the risk.
Believe it or not, it works, my buddy does it all the time. He even proved it. We were at a club one time and at a bar another time. He just walked up to the girl and point blank asked her, and she said YES! But you got to ask yourself one question, "How often does she say YES"??? My buddy saids that you can pick out the girl who's bound to say YES.

I never tried it though, and I don't think I want to. But it works for him, and apparently the OLDMAN.

I always approach a girl and just ask for her name, and just act interested, Let her talk about herself, ask her to dance or her number, and just hook up. I find this to be very effective.

Oh, and I like that watch thing. Funny as sh!t.

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