Pick Up Lines!
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From: G-Town, TX
the wanna **** one works in some settings...usually at party or somethin I will know whos feeling me bout 15 minutes into it...so go talk to them and just like, wanna go have sex, 
, screw, etc, the setting/type of person/how they talk dictates what you say...
but then again there is something to be said about not sleeping with ho's
which brings me to the next best pickup line:
Nice shoes, wanna ****?
, screw, etc, the setting/type of person/how they talk dictates what you say...but then again there is something to be said about not sleeping with ho's
which brings me to the next best pickup line:
Nice shoes, wanna ****?
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From: Saskatoon
Originally posted by LordVagabond
(siddle up to a woman at the bar)
You: Hi there. (look at watch, and when girl looks at you, you look back) My watch is telepathic, it's telling me you're not wearing any panties
Her: But I am
You: (smack watch) damn thing is an hour fast
(siddle up to a woman at the bar)
You: Hi there. (look at watch, and when girl looks at you, you look back) My watch is telepathic, it's telling me you're not wearing any panties
Her: But I am
You: (smack watch) damn thing is an hour fast
Never heard that one before.
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From: Manassas
A few from Johnny Bravo (my alter ego, hehe. my gf calls me JB) 
"You smell kinda pretty--wanna smell me?"
Well baby what's it like looking at the man of you're dreams?
You foxy momma's look like you need a bedtime story ....how about you ladies come back to my place and I'll read you Bravo and the 3 babes. (slap) (slap) (slap)
"You smell kinda pretty--wanna smell me?"
Well baby what's it like looking at the man of you're dreams?
You foxy momma's look like you need a bedtime story ....how about you ladies come back to my place and I'll read you Bravo and the 3 babes. (slap) (slap) (slap)
