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Old Jul 2, 2003 | 06:28 AM
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The watch one is good, but the "retarded" one has got to go!!
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Old Jul 2, 2003 | 07:47 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by EvoVII
[B]Do you believe in love at first sight? or should I walk by again?
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Old Jul 2, 2003 | 07:52 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by shift_9k
[B]Heres one thats a 50% chance of either working or blowing up in your face.
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Old Jul 2, 2003 | 08:39 AM
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Cum here often?
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Old Jul 3, 2003 | 09:39 AM
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If beauty were white trash, you would be a whole trailer park.
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Old Jul 3, 2003 | 06:58 PM
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Well ivelina, if ur not doing anything later on tonite......
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Old Jul 3, 2003 | 07:15 PM
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Well ivelina, if ur not doing anything later on tonite......
You don't have any ONE person in mind do you?????
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Old Jul 4, 2003 | 05:09 AM
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These two are actually proven to not work, but be funny:

Nice Shoes...Wanna F*%K?

I forgot my number, can I have yours?
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Old Jul 4, 2003 | 05:26 PM
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Originally posted by gomarlins3

You don't have any ONE person in mind do you?????
You lost me buddy......
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Old Jul 4, 2003 | 08:24 PM
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You say:

"Wanna go back to my place for pizza and a fu*k?"

She gasps

"What you don't like pizza??"

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Is that a keg in your pants? cause i wanna tap that ass

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"Screw me if im wrong.. but don't you wanna kiss me?"
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