Pirate Joke
It was Halloween and little Joey (who had a speach impediment) dressed up like a pirate. He proudly set out to visit the neighbors and collect treats.
He went to the first house, rang the door bell, and a woman opened the door. "Twick owr tweet" said Joey. "I'm sorry," said the woman. "What did you say?"
"Twick owr tweet!" said little Joey, with much more determination.
"I'm sorry," said the woman. "I just can't understand you."
"TWICK OWR TWEET" shouted little Joey!!
"Ohhhhhhh, trick or treet" said the woman. She reached down and placed a few treats in Joey's bag. Seeing his costume, she asked "What are you dressed as?"
"A birate" said Joey.
"A what?"
"A BIRATE" shouted Joey!
"Ohhhhhh, a Pirate" said the woman. "Well, tell me, Mr. Pirate. Where are your Bucaneers?"
Joey looked at her with with a puzzled look and replied " ON MY BUCKIN' HEAD!"
He went to the first house, rang the door bell, and a woman opened the door. "Twick owr tweet" said Joey. "I'm sorry," said the woman. "What did you say?"
"Twick owr tweet!" said little Joey, with much more determination.
"I'm sorry," said the woman. "I just can't understand you."
"TWICK OWR TWEET" shouted little Joey!!
"Ohhhhhhh, trick or treet" said the woman. She reached down and placed a few treats in Joey's bag. Seeing his costume, she asked "What are you dressed as?"
"A birate" said Joey.
"A what?"
"A BIRATE" shouted Joey!
"Ohhhhhh, a Pirate" said the woman. "Well, tell me, Mr. Pirate. Where are your Bucaneers?"
Joey looked at her with with a puzzled look and replied " ON MY BUCKIN' HEAD!"
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