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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 09:01 AM
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Gotta take a a piss test for the first time soon, don't know exactly when all the e-mail said was we should have enough time to pass the test. I'm figuring in February sometime.

I smoke 3-5 times a week and smoked my last joint Sunday.

I exercise 5-6 times a week already and drink upwards of 80oz. of water a day.

Also I've read they might render the test as a fail if my urine is clear and I almost always piss clear expect in the morning cause of my water intake.

I know we got a few users here,you guys got any tips?
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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 09:04 AM
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if you stop as of your joint sunday you have almost a whole month to get it out of your system. all the various ways to flush it out are from what i've heard. i'd just cross your fingers.

my friend was DQed from a job for a 'diluted sample' twice. basically, he drank tons of water, pissed clear, they called him back to do another one... same thing... and after that, he was failed. so .. yeah. you might want to drink less water on the day of your test... or more, if you think they'll give you a second chance and want to give yourself a few extra days.
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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 09:06 AM
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Tip: Don't smoke drugs. I never worry about passing drug tests. As for your urine being clear; that's how it should always be. I seriously doubt they could fail you for that.
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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 09:06 AM
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get one of those drinks from GNC.. they work, trust me!
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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 09:13 AM
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I thought I'd never see the day this company required drug test as I worked for them for 5 years before I quit in 2008,and now i just started back in December.

I know atleast of a dozen people that are in my situation...heck half the managers are recreational cocaine users.

The good news however, is they are only gonna do drug tests when you gotta be re-certified to operate power equipment...which is every two years.
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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 09:17 AM
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no, they don't. especially if you're overweight. we fired a guy at a previous job because he tested positive. on the way out the door he admitted to drinking 2 of those test-dodging drinks and the report had the pee color as "clear."

that is really all i know about it...
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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Incubus,Jan 7 2010, 01:06 PM
Tip: Don't smoke drugs. I never worry about passing drug tests.
Yup. I gave the Navy many a sample that stunk like bourbon from the night before, and no one ever said shit about it. I understand that it's stupid mj is illegal and booze is not, but as long as that's the way it is, I'll get my "high" from chugging Manhattans and beer.
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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Incubus,Jan 7 2010, 10:06 AM
Tip: Don't smoke drugs. I never worry about passing drug tests. As for your urine being clear; that's how it should always be. I seriously doubt they could fail you for that.
i dont do drugs... just weed

but to OP, all the flush systems are BS. some claim they work, but they probably would have passed without the flushing drinks. its all about metabolism. your best bet is to quit smoking for a while and burn fat because that is where the thc metabolites are stored. drink water and run.
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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 09:46 AM
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Drink lots and lots of water, and take 2 niacin tablets a day. It will make your skin itch/red/burn a bit, but just take an ibuprofen if it gets annoying. Go to the gym and run.

If the test is in the morning, drink a lot up until the night before the test. You will wake up peeing yellow. But from now til February is a cinch if you already work out and drink a lot of water.
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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 09:50 AM
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Just hope they don't take a hair sample as well, THC can be retained for up to three years within the follicle.
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