Plaxico Burress....
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-Well guys... I've thought long and hard about this and this is it. I'm going to have to do it.
~But Jesus!!! You can't... think about all the things they have done for mankind...
-Excuse me. I need to go outside to do this...
-Hello everyone and good morning. Today is Tuesday, June 23rd 2009. I really want to apologize but corporate has really been on my ass about doing some cuts and unfortunately you 3 have been chosen. Basically they want me to get the message across that we are still the almighty and have the right to eliminate anyone at any time. Apparently a tsunami that kills half a million people just isn't enough so here we go.... Everyone say "hi" just so i know you're on the phone.
Hi.
Hi.
HIIIIII--EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-E! WOooooooooo!
Well guys, this is how it's going to work. I'm going to eliminate you all by order of importance, so we all know who is going first... So Ed, that's you. Doing Colonial Penn and Publishers Clearing house commercials automatically makes you finish in last place. Sorry. You're done as of today.
HEEeeyyyyyyyoooo. You are correct sir. See you soon Johnny!
Ok. Next up, Farrah. I have to tell you, you are one hot piece of ass. God lets me get the controls every now and then, and that day I set it to "bonerific." LULZ ok but for real, you gotta go. I'm giving you Anal cancer so no one will touch you once you get up here..... i don't need judas cockblockin me as usual.
Ok I guess. There's worse things like being fat or something. So ok. How long do I have?
Farrah I can't help but say you sound amazingly clear like you're already up here with me... you aren't using a....
...Michael Vick phone!!! Yeah I know. It's awesome.
oh yeah... back to the point... you're done tomorrow. Say goodbye to everyone. Last but not least... oh michael... michael where to begin with you. Let me just give you a run down of what you have done. To start off with you turned yourself from a black kid to a white woman... that's pretty F'd up.... you sodomized little boys... although some people on S2ki.com will argue that since you were never convicted by a court of humans that you never did it.... and not to mention you screwed over Paul McCartney by buying all the rights to the beatles songs.... Normally I would send somebody to hell for this....
CHA-MONNNN!!!
I know... but you did make the "Thriller" album so, I'm going to give you a pass on this one. Just do me a favor and stay away from the eternal holy playground. Thanks.
Thank you little baby jesus.
You wish.... fag.
~So jesus.... if Michael puts his hands on me I kick him in the balls right.
-Good boy.
~But Jesus!!! You can't... think about all the things they have done for mankind...
-Excuse me. I need to go outside to do this...
-Hello everyone and good morning. Today is Tuesday, June 23rd 2009. I really want to apologize but corporate has really been on my ass about doing some cuts and unfortunately you 3 have been chosen. Basically they want me to get the message across that we are still the almighty and have the right to eliminate anyone at any time. Apparently a tsunami that kills half a million people just isn't enough so here we go.... Everyone say "hi" just so i know you're on the phone.
Hi.
Hi.
HIIIIII--EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-E! WOooooooooo!
Well guys, this is how it's going to work. I'm going to eliminate you all by order of importance, so we all know who is going first... So Ed, that's you. Doing Colonial Penn and Publishers Clearing house commercials automatically makes you finish in last place. Sorry. You're done as of today.
HEEeeyyyyyyyoooo. You are correct sir. See you soon Johnny!
Ok. Next up, Farrah. I have to tell you, you are one hot piece of ass. God lets me get the controls every now and then, and that day I set it to "bonerific." LULZ ok but for real, you gotta go. I'm giving you Anal cancer so no one will touch you once you get up here..... i don't need judas cockblockin me as usual.
Ok I guess. There's worse things like being fat or something. So ok. How long do I have?
Farrah I can't help but say you sound amazingly clear like you're already up here with me... you aren't using a....
...Michael Vick phone!!! Yeah I know. It's awesome.
oh yeah... back to the point... you're done tomorrow. Say goodbye to everyone. Last but not least... oh michael... michael where to begin with you. Let me just give you a run down of what you have done. To start off with you turned yourself from a black kid to a white woman... that's pretty F'd up.... you sodomized little boys... although some people on S2ki.com will argue that since you were never convicted by a court of humans that you never did it.... and not to mention you screwed over Paul McCartney by buying all the rights to the beatles songs.... Normally I would send somebody to hell for this....
CHA-MONNNN!!!
I know... but you did make the "Thriller" album so, I'm going to give you a pass on this one. Just do me a favor and stay away from the eternal holy playground. Thanks.
Thank you little baby jesus.
You wish.... fag.
~So jesus.... if Michael puts his hands on me I kick him in the balls right.
-Good boy.
