Plaxico Burress....
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From: Kirkwood, MO
Hey Sam. It's me, I mean it's you. Well I mean us. Well you get the idea. It's Samuel L. Jackson on the motha ****in' line too. Hey. I'm on this motha ****in' plane.... and there's these sn....
WAIT... You're calling from a mother ****in plane? You know how much those mother ****in' calls cost? Like two motha ****in dollars per motha ****in' minute! What are you stupid?
Hold up man. I'm trying to tell you about these snakes on a plane. They're all over the place...
Yeah. Sure. Like I'm going to believe that motha ****a. Let me tell you about these bears on a submarine. Right.... Hold on. I have another call coming in. Two motha ****in dollars per motha ****in minute, you have got to be joking me.... Hello?
Good evening sir. This is Sam Jackson with S2ki administration. We've had some complaints about the language... S2ki doesn't condone that sort of behavior.
Well no shit motha ****a. That's why you censor shit and put little asterisks and shit where I don't want them. **** you. You're a Samuel L. Jackson too aren't you. Why don't you get your motha ****in shit together and talk like us motha ****a.
No sir. I'm Sam Jackson. I don't talk that motha ****in' way. Oh shit! Damn! That must have slipped out.
Awwww. Caught ya bitch! Peace motha ****a!...... ARE YOU STILL ON THE GOD DAMN LINE!!!?!?
Yeah?
GOD DAMN THATS LIKE A THIRTY MOTHA ****IN FOUR DOLLAR MOTHA****IN PHONE CALL! I'M HANGING UP. Have fun with your lizards in a helicopter.
It's motha****in snakes on a motha****in plane!
Whatever! Hey! I have a real quick motha****in question for you... does Marsalles Wallace look like a bitch?
What?
What aint no country I ever heard of. I said does Marsalles Wallace look like a bitch?
Yeah. I guess so.
Oh snap! I got him on 3 way. Peace motha ****a!
WAIT... You're calling from a mother ****in plane? You know how much those mother ****in' calls cost? Like two motha ****in dollars per motha ****in' minute! What are you stupid?
Hold up man. I'm trying to tell you about these snakes on a plane. They're all over the place...
Yeah. Sure. Like I'm going to believe that motha ****a. Let me tell you about these bears on a submarine. Right.... Hold on. I have another call coming in. Two motha ****in dollars per motha ****in minute, you have got to be joking me.... Hello?
Good evening sir. This is Sam Jackson with S2ki administration. We've had some complaints about the language... S2ki doesn't condone that sort of behavior.
Well no shit motha ****a. That's why you censor shit and put little asterisks and shit where I don't want them. **** you. You're a Samuel L. Jackson too aren't you. Why don't you get your motha ****in shit together and talk like us motha ****a.
No sir. I'm Sam Jackson. I don't talk that motha ****in' way. Oh shit! Damn! That must have slipped out.
Awwww. Caught ya bitch! Peace motha ****a!...... ARE YOU STILL ON THE GOD DAMN LINE!!!?!?
Yeah?
GOD DAMN THATS LIKE A THIRTY MOTHA ****IN FOUR DOLLAR MOTHA****IN PHONE CALL! I'M HANGING UP. Have fun with your lizards in a helicopter.
It's motha****in snakes on a motha****in plane!
Whatever! Hey! I have a real quick motha****in question for you... does Marsalles Wallace look like a bitch?
What?
What aint no country I ever heard of. I said does Marsalles Wallace look like a bitch?
Yeah. I guess so.
Oh snap! I got him on 3 way. Peace motha ****a!