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Jay:
As a moderator, how could you be amused by such low life democratic humor at the expense of our future President and Vice President. Representing the youth of this board, you should try to conduct yourself in a better light and...yes, even...change to a Republican.
I, of course, would expect something like this from Tom...
I am OFFENDED...NOT!!!
LL
As a moderator, how could you be amused by such low life democratic humor at the expense of our future President and Vice President. Representing the youth of this board, you should try to conduct yourself in a better light and...yes, even...change to a Republican.
I, of course, would expect something like this from Tom...
I am OFFENDED...NOT!!!
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Actually while at school I've been chastised by people just for considering voting for Bush. I'm still undecided as of now, but sometimes those people make me want to play the devil's advocate.
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I got a chuckle out of this one...
Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box.
Curious he runs over to the child and says, "What's in the box kid?" to which the little boy says, "Kittens, they're brand new
kittens."
Al Gore laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"
"Democrats," the child says.
"Oh that's cute," Al Gore says and he runs off.
A couple of days later Al Gore is running with his buddy Bill Clinton and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead.
Al Gore says to Bill, "You gotta check this out" and they both jog over to the boy with the box.
Al Gore says, "Look in the box Bill, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey kid tell my friend Bill what kind of kittens they are."
The boy replies, "They're Republicans."
"Whoa!", Al Gore says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Democrats. What's up?"
"Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now."
Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box.
Curious he runs over to the child and says, "What's in the box kid?" to which the little boy says, "Kittens, they're brand new
kittens."
Al Gore laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"
"Democrats," the child says.
"Oh that's cute," Al Gore says and he runs off.
A couple of days later Al Gore is running with his buddy Bill Clinton and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead.
Al Gore says to Bill, "You gotta check this out" and they both jog over to the boy with the box.
Al Gore says, "Look in the box Bill, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey kid tell my friend Bill what kind of kittens they are."
The boy replies, "They're Republicans."
"Whoa!", Al Gore says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Democrats. What's up?"
"Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now."
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cthree, you da hang'n judge, the executive, judicial, and legislative branches all rolled into one, and I accept and understand your decision. Many members do not want to visit this forum and find the meaningless blather that modern politics has become.
But I'm just wondering, not complaining mind you, just wondering, is it really appropriate for you to be subtly campaigning for George Dubya by quoting him in your signature? I had planned to vote for Gore because any man who was the inspiration for Love Story (what a movie!), raised tobacco and chickens, invented the internet, and was a 'brilliant' student at Harvard while he earned C's and D's deserves to be president. He would bring honor and Spic and Span to an office soiled by its current occupant. But after reading the quote from George Dubya contained in your signature, I must now vote for the man. What command of the language and the issues. What intellectual prowess. How can I not.
So once again I ask, is appropriate for you to subtly campaign for George Dubya?
But I'm just wondering, not complaining mind you, just wondering, is it really appropriate for you to be subtly campaigning for George Dubya by quoting him in your signature? I had planned to vote for Gore because any man who was the inspiration for Love Story (what a movie!), raised tobacco and chickens, invented the internet, and was a 'brilliant' student at Harvard while he earned C's and D's deserves to be president. He would bring honor and Spic and Span to an office soiled by its current occupant. But after reading the quote from George Dubya contained in your signature, I must now vote for the man. What command of the language and the issues. What intellectual prowess. How can I not.
So once again I ask, is appropriate for you to subtly campaign for George Dubya?