I just can't do it...

I have been at work for 12 hours today and had to go since I got here...but I just can't do it.

Too Gross.

 

I hesitate using the one in my office only because I can't get past the thought of other people's ass cheeks on the toilet seat.

Plus, I occasionally hear some of the "break room" talk and just know that some of their practices are warranting higher health risks.

So, I try to hold it in but sometimes you just gotta go. And for those times, I use straight CLOROX CleanUp on the seat and rim. I spray and wait about 2 solid minutes. This is more than enough time for everything to DIE! Even after this I use barrier protect. . .

Wait a freakin' minute, I can't believe I'm going into detail about this. Damn, nearly 1am! That's why! Good Night!

 

Just use about 4 layers of toilet paper. And hope something doesn't bite you in the ass

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by airgate
[B]I hesitate using the one in my office only because I can't get past the thought of other people's ass cheeks on the toilet seat.

Plus, I occasionally hear some of the "break room" talk and just know that some of their practices are warranting higher health risks.

So, I try to hold it in but sometimes you just gotta go.

 

What about those toilet seat protector sheets? Dont you have those? I never could figure out why people ignore the protectors and arrange a nice little pattern of TP instead. It's stupid because it slips off. /

And whats up with people who clog the toilet? I mean I have never clogged a toilet in my life!!!!!111 What do you have to put in there to make it happen? And if you did have to put that much of whatever in there, why don't you have the brains to flush the toilet halfway through your "deposit" to make sure it doesn't clog???? I just don't get it.

 

I don't know what the problem is with using public bathrooms. I'm man enough to just pull down my pants and plaster my ass on the porcelain and BOMB away!

Either that or if the lid doesn't look TOO clean..I use the cowboy hats.

So, to answer your question, I will take a dump in public bathrooms.

 

From the Travel channel was a high-end jewelry store in Hong Kong where the owner remodeled the bathroom so that everything was solid gold... including the toilets! Customers who made a purchase where allowed to view this bathroom. I don't recall if people were actually allowed to use them though...

 

my knowledge of the vast number of diseases out there that can be acquired in this way, and the fact that I don't have any and want to stay this way, causes me to have highly trained system that only produces poo in poop friendly zones and times.... just jedi mind trick yourself, "i don't need to poo..."

 

I only "sit" in a public restroom if I REALLY have to go. otherwise I avoid them like the plague.

I always use multiple "Ass-gaskets"

 

Only If Greatly Needed !!

Otherwise, the seat, that seems normal,

Sometimes is close to home...

Be careful, what you stare over

axcilla