I'm about to spend three long days at the Long Beach Grand Prix, where I'll be doing lots and lots of eating and drinking. I must confront the outer edge of this issue headon: OUTHOUSES. Friday, not so bad. Saturday, worse. Sunday/race day. UGH!!!!! I'm particularly fond of dropping a bomb and having my ass splashed.

 

Only go if it's really an emergency...if it's not an emergency but you still want to get it over with....go in a bright lit, clean, and big restroom.....as far as possible away from other people. Here's a treasure you will find. You might have seen it in movies where there's a stall so messy with crap all over it with a sign saying out of order.....but when you flush the toilet....a secret door opens to a room where treasure is hid. Hey, could happen sometime.

 

This hysteria cracks me up. Does anybody know anyone who has ever caught a disease from a toilet seat (confirmed case)? Anyone would think you all lacked immune systems. If the human body were that weak we'd all have to live in those bubble things. Methinks someone has been watching too many disinfectant commercials. For heaven's sake, just use the toilet and wash your hands afterwards. Unless you are immunocompromised and licking the seat you aren't going to catch anything. How many of you know that the number of bacteria (that's "germs") living in your intestine is approximately equal to the number of cells in your body, or that every square centimetre of your skin is covered with 10 million bacteria, or that in your mouth there are 80 different species? Without them you'd be dead folks. Living with bacteria has been a normal part of nature since the very beginning. You don't need to go around disinfecting every surface you're ever going to touch. Recent evidence even suggests that obsession with cleanliness is causing more disease in young children because their immune systems are underdeveloped.

 

I cant do it "But this guys doing everyone a favor

 

I'll go at work ... But some public restrooms are shady ... I only use them if there are Ass Gaskets..

 

Ahh.. quit your complaining.. LOL

Chicks have to do it regardless of if they're shitting or not.

That's why Babygrass has mastered the art of the "no-touch toilet piss"

 

Girls don't shit.. and if they do I don't want to know about it

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by naishou
[B]This hysteria cracks me up.

 

I take your point. Sometimes they can be just too putrid to comprehend and then no sane person would want to go near it for the sheer unpleasantness. You're still unlikely to catch a disease unless you go round licking stuff. Oh, and I've caught trains in parts of Africa where the interior of the carriage in the rough vicinity of the toilet itself would make even the most disgusting public toilets look clean I still can't work out how anyone manages to get excrement on the ceiling

 

I will use them if it's absolutely necessary. The biggest worry I have is contracting a herd of crotch crickets!!