My sack is really sweaty right now.

 

John McCain is older than the chocolate chip cookie.

 

that's an opinion but we'll let this one slide...

 

No. It's a hard fact.

Another fact: You can't deny the previous fact.

 

The number of births that occur in India each year is higher than the entire population of Australia.

 

Muhhamad is the most common name in the world.

 

Every U.S. president with a beard has been a Republican.

 

Women wishing to enter Canada to work as strippers must provide naked photos of themselves to qualify for a visa!

 

Sex Panther: 60% of the time, it works every time.

 

Some people get tonsilloliths - they are off-white growths that you sometimes cough up, and they are usually the size of a grain of rice and smell bad. They are small pieces of food caught in the dimples of your tonsils, and your white blood cells attack the piece of food and die. So essentially it is just a group of white blood cell corpses. They are completely normal.