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Old 10-30-2008, 11:12 AM
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The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."

The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.
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edit your title first please
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lawyers are good at spelling
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A blind rabbit and a blind snake were each traveling through the woods and ran into each other head on -- bonk! The snake felt the rabbit all over, slithering up, down, and around, and said "Youre soft, furry, and have long ears. You must be a rabbit." The rabbit said "That's right." Then the rabbit started feeling the snake all over with his paws and nose and said "You're wet, slimy, and have no balls. You must be an attorney."
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^LMAO
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Q: What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

A: Skid marks in front of the snake.


Q: Why don't sharks attack lawyers?

A: Professional courtesy.
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99% of lawyers make a bad name for the rest of them.


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