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Old Oct 31, 2008 | 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted by skibum,Oct 31 2008, 08:29 AM
99% of lawyers make a bad name for the rest of them.
I saw what you did there.
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Old Oct 31, 2008 | 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by wraith5,Oct 31 2008, 09:38 AM
I saw what you did there.
What did he do? Is it against the site rules?
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Old Oct 31, 2008 | 09:31 AM
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Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

A: One is a slimy scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other one is a fish.
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Old Oct 31, 2008 | 10:09 AM
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4 lawyers drive off a cliff in a mercedes S class...

What's the problem?

A MERCEDES S CLASS SEATS 5!!!

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