this guy likes to drive down the road and take out indians with his car
so he's driving down the road and he sees a preist at the side of the road
wait i'm not done lol
and the priest is carrying a gascan
so he's like well i have to pick the priest up you know so he does and they're driving along
and he sees an indian and he's like damn i can't miss this opportunity you know
so he pretends to fall asleep at the wheel so it's not so obvious
so just as he nods completely off he swerves real quick and hears a big thud
he jumps up and yells "did i get him?"
and the priest says "no butyou got close enough for me to whack him with my gas can"