Well! The modern ages. (Things have been kinda heavy lately so I thought I should lighten it up a bit.)

How DO they get the caramel in the Caramilk Bar?
Why does water feel wet?
How come farts smell the way they do?


(any others?)

 

How did the guy who invented dynamite live to tell of his discovery

 

Actually, I'm sure you've heard of the person that discovered dynamite. His name is Alfred Noble. The creator of the Nobel Peace Prize.

 

Why don't women check the seat position before they sit on the toilet in the dark?

Why is there always one more little squirt left after urination?

Why do housemates wait until you are in the shower before starting a load of whites?

Why won't a dog defecate in his/her own yard...always yours?

There are more...many more...

Mark

 

Why is it illegal to park in a handicap parking space, but okay to poop in a handicap bathroom stall?

 

why do we never find our own farts offensive in odor but everyone else's stinks to the high heavens?

 

I don't know about you, but when I rip a rancid one, it still smells pretty nasty to me.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by xviper
[B]Well!

 

Ah, you never know what you learn on the web...

"Mommy, mommy! I know why dad's farts smell so bad now!"

 

i didn't say they don't smell bad i said they don't smell offensive...i don't have to clear the room when i fart but should my friend come in the room and fart i can't bear it and i have to leave. it's crazy