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Old Sep 20, 2001 | 01:13 PM
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Fart sniffing Is this a new sport you guys are doing?

Thank god I like football.

Why do women always go to the bathroom in pairs?

Perhaps they invented this new sport???
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Old Sep 20, 2001 | 01:57 PM
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Anyone ever hear of The Straight Dope?

It's a newspaper column that's been running for 20 some-odd years now. Great question-and-answer column. Many of these questions have been asked there.

Check out the website: The Straight Dope
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Old Sep 20, 2001 | 01:58 PM
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Originally posted by DJ Qube
Why is it illegal to park in a handicap parking space, but okay to poop in a handicap bathroom stall?
I can answer this one!

1)Because it is a more urgent issue to unload your #$@#$@. That can't wait. When you got to go you got to go. Sure there are often times when it is an emergency to find a parking lot quickly, but if we allow that, people may abuse it.

2)What would you rather do, patrol the parking lot or the loo?

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Old Sep 20, 2001 | 03:41 PM
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Originally posted by Voodoo S_2K:
Actually, I'm sure you've heard of the person that discovered dynamite. His name is Alfred Noble.
Actually, his name is Alfred Nobel; thus, the Nobel prize.
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Old Sep 20, 2001 | 05:08 PM
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Why do women have two sets of lips?

What do you call 24 women standing on their head with no pants on?
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Old Sep 20, 2001 | 05:23 PM
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Originally posted by JRM
Why do women have two sets of lips?

What do you call 24 women standing on their head with no pants on?
WELL???????
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Old Sep 20, 2001 | 05:27 PM
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You know I read lvs2K's post 8 times before I figured out what the difference was!

I'm losing it in my old age
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Old Sep 20, 2001 | 05:37 PM
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Originally posted by xviper

WELL???????
And the answers are:

Question 1: One to piss and one to moan!

Question 2: Case of Slits!

Oh I'm a bad boy!
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Old Sep 20, 2001 | 06:15 PM
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Originally posted by Mindcore
You know I read lvs2K's post 8 times before I figured out what the difference was!

I'm losing it in my old age
Took me about the same...... you are not alone in losing it
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