Ralph and Mary were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy morning. Ralph suddenly said "Mary, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff." "Now why would you want me to do something like that?" Mary asked. "I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff." "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"

 

I hate it when that happens.

 

There are a lot of joke threads in this forum to post this in. It'd be nice to see these threads come back.

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The "enter" button is your friend

 

Awesome.

 

That Ralph sure is an asshole.

 

you'll shoot your eye out!!!!

 

deck, the hars with bars of hahrry...

 

Ralph the Mouth.