topic #1: what is the deal with certain old people with big moles, esp women. big long hairs growing out of em. do that just not care or is it good luck to keep it?

#2: in movies, when all the good guys say you can't kill the bad guy to get revenge cuz "you're stooping to their level." does anyone else not get that? kill em, even the bible says an eye for an eye.

 

#3: Why did I buy a pack of Guiness Draught last night? I hate that stuff. It's only good with the rest of the Irish carbomb. I'll stick with New Castle.

 

#4 Why as a hetero man, can I not stop staring at breasts, even if I know I shouldn't when a woman is talking to me right in front of me.

 

god is gonna swoop down by page 2 and answer EVERYTHING

 

#5. Why do women who are overweight cram themselves into jeans so tight that they look like they had to fasten the button with a torque wrench to get it to stay and they have nasty ass muffin tops busting all out the sides?

Life's mysteries...

 

I better take a shower then.

 

Made my day

 

So I can roll up with the smooth line of "I don't care what all of your friends say, I don't think your ass is fat. . . "

Then, giggity-giggity-goooooooooooo

 

You weren't negatively reinforced to stare at Jell-o before dessert were you? It's their fault for not training you in time.

 

How many Newcastles did you have before going to the store?

Variety is the spice of life.