Edited for 8D's own clarification. . .

 

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?




if you pull the wings off of a fly, does it then become a walk?

 

They switched domestic breweries/brewing contracts, I suspect. I stopped drinking it ages ago. . .

 

and that's diffrent from.....

5. why can't I go buy a new 911 today?

 

Also, another question about large women. If you are a guy who likes to make love to an offensive linemen-sized woman, is it disrespectful or mean to ask her not to be on top? I guess, would you rather hurt her feelings or get your pelvis caved in by the behemoth?

Maybe some things men weren't meant to understand...?

 

oh!

 

Actually, according to Jesus, the New Testament makes revenge ("eye for an eye") null and void.

"You have heard that it was said, 'An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.' But I tell you, don't resist him who is evil; but whoever strikes you on your right cheek, turn to him the other also. If anyone sues you to take away your coat, let him have your cloak also. Whoever compels you to go one mile, go with him two. Give to him who asks you, and don't turn away him who desires to borrow from you. "




Not that I or anyone I know could actually do anything like that.

 

God was busy. He sent me.

 

6. At what age spread does leering turn from flattering to creepy?
7. When will they make indoor sunglasses a la Seinfeld "staring at the sun" time extension?

 

#6. Most guys should generally follow the '1/2 your age + 7 years' rule. With me, it's actually a negative number.

#7. I've got nothing on this one.