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Old Oct 2, 2007 | 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted by GroovyNeilNeil,Oct 2 2007, 12:49 AM
I don't care if it was a range rover or a piece of shit truck. I've road raged all classes of cars and all races of people. I do not care. I will pick what lane I want to be in, and I will pick the speed I travel. You have no control over it and there is nothing you can do about it. If you piss me off while I'm in my lane, you will face my wrath. There is a pattern here. Do not be a dick and I will not be a dick. What makes you so much better than me that you can decide what lane I should be in or how fast I go in that lane? If you don't like what I'm doing, you can just as easily go around me. All of you deserve to be slapped upside your head.
True. But this will be the first time I haven't responded to her with "zomg what are you doing tonight wanna hang out?!?!1"

Now only if she could get her boyfriend to babysit their kid...
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Originally Posted by GroovyNeilNeil,Oct 2 2007, 12:16 AM
There was a truck directly to my right that was going slightly slower than me. Unless I wanted to hit it, I couldn't move over anyway. She was being a bitch, so I decided to slow down to piss her off more.

If she was in an emergency situation she would have had her flashers on.

2 miles over the speed limit my ass, like I've said before, I'm not moving for anybody. If you have a problem with the speed I'm going it's on YOU to move, not me.
:defensive stance off:

If it's any consolation, whenever I'm going 80 in the fast lane and someone gets on my ass, I think of you...flip them off, and move over. =D
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Originally Posted by GroovyNeilNeil,Oct 2 2007, 12:49 AM
Spoons go in a drawer, you tards
Old Oct 2, 2007 | 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted by GroovyNeilNeil,Oct 2 2007, 12:52 AM
Unless I decide otherwise. What are you going to do about it? Get on my ass? Yeah...you're sure gonna show me...until you get what's coming to you.
No, I met this girl when I was employed at Allstate. She's the hot milf that looks like a mix between Amy Lee with glasses and Kelly Clarkson. Granted, I think Kelly Clarkson is hot.
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Originally Posted by GroovyNeilNeil,Oct 2 2007, 01:20 AM
I don't do drugs
I'll take 1 & 2, Bob.

At least you didn't chime in with your obligatory :dead horse: smilie.

edit: spelling
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Originally Posted by GroovyNeilNeil,Oct 2 2007, 09:26 AM
Your reading comprehension is obviously pretty bad, because I said earlier there was a red truck to my right. How to you suppose I move the **** over?

All of ya'll are sissies. I bet ya'll give money to homeless people.
I knew her before the baggage and she was a cool chick. I know there's lots of cool chicks out there, but I want this one. Her baby daddy is an ass anway. He even told her "If you don't get an abortion, I'll give you one myself."

So yeah, I'm just trying to be a hero and save her from her crappy situation.
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lol
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Originally Posted by GroovyNeilNeil,Oct 2 2007, 10:02 AM
It doesn't really matter. I've proven that I'm right and that ya'll are just submissive puppets driven by the actions of my fingertips.
She never responded back to my "good afternoon" text. She'll probably message me on myspace in three weeks and after I ignore her for a month she'll do this again. And I'll be a tool again and think there's something there.
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Oct 2 2007, 10:47 AM
Ah, I remember saying that.

I bet you're the type of guy that KNOWS that a lane of traffic is running out and every sign under the world says "Move over now" but you wait until the very last second and expect the person who has been waiting in the correct lane for 20 minutes to just let you in. And then you get mad at them for making it hard for you to get in. Who are they to slow you down amirite?!?!11one!?
Actually, you SHOULD use the zipper method - use both lanes until one ends and then merge over - it actually keeps traffic moving instead of one lane backing up.
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teh phux is goin on in dis thread?



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