The Raptor
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 59,364
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From: La Crescenta, CA
I've been out in the field.
A mouse is driving along in his Porsche, when he hears a vioce calling for help. He stops the car to investigate, and sees a horse trapped at the bottom of a ravine by the side of the road. "Help!" Says the horse, "I can't climb out, the sides of this ravine are too steep!" "Don't worry" replies the mouse, "I've got a rope in my car. I'll tie one end to the bumper of my Porsche and toss the other end to you. Grab hold of it with your teeth, and with me towing you, you should be able to climb out!" The mouse's plan works, and the horse is freed. The horse promises to help the mouse if he ever needs it. Some time later, the horse is walking along, when he hears a voice calling for help. It's his old pal, the mouse! He's fallen into a well! "Don't worry," the horse calls to the mouse, "My pecker is quite long. I'll lower it into the well, and you can climb up it and scamper out!" The horse's plan works, and the mouse is freed. The horse is happy that he was able to return the favor the mouse once did for him. And the moral of the story is: You don't need a Porsche if you've got a big dick.
A mouse is driving along in his Porsche, when he hears a vioce calling for help. He stops the car to investigate, and sees a horse trapped at the bottom of a ravine by the side of the road. "Help!" Says the horse, "I can't climb out, the sides of this ravine are too steep!" "Don't worry" replies the mouse, "I've got a rope in my car. I'll tie one end to the bumper of my Porsche and toss the other end to you. Grab hold of it with your teeth, and with me towing you, you should be able to climb out!" The mouse's plan works, and the horse is freed. The horse promises to help the mouse if he ever needs it. Some time later, the horse is walking along, when he hears a voice calling for help. It's his old pal, the mouse! He's fallen into a well! "Don't worry," the horse calls to the mouse, "My pecker is quite long. I'll lower it into the well, and you can climb up it and scamper out!" The horse's plan works, and the mouse is freed. The horse is happy that he was able to return the favor the mouse once did for him. And the moral of the story is: You don't need a Porsche if you've got a big dick.
