The Raptor
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From: Ventura, California, USA
So a guy gets a 'used' parrot. The owner sells it for 20 bucks and says it was returned for having a foul mouth. The guy likes the price and still buys it.
His mother comes over and the parrot says, F-you you old hag. He warns the parrot if it keeps it up he'll stick it in the freezer as punishment.
The parrot says, F-you man.
He tells the parrot it's the final warning or he goes in the freezer.
The parrot says, I don't f-ing care.
He sticks the parrot in the freezer.
The parrot is in the freezer and looks around and sees a frozen turkey. He says,"What the F did you do?"
His mother comes over and the parrot says, F-you you old hag. He warns the parrot if it keeps it up he'll stick it in the freezer as punishment.
The parrot says, F-you man.
He tells the parrot it's the final warning or he goes in the freezer.
The parrot says, I don't f-ing care.
He sticks the parrot in the freezer.
The parrot is in the freezer and looks around and sees a frozen turkey. He says,"What the F did you do?"
RGM, go back to your hole.
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