The real factors that go into your weight....(joke)
Thread Starter
Registered User
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 1,505
Likes: 0
From: Austin
The real factors that go into your weight....(joke)
A little boy walks into his parent's room to see his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts.
Worried about what her son has seen, she dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his Mom and asks, "What were you and dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time," say's the boy. "Why is that?" Asked his Mom, puzzled? "Well, when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
Worried about what her son has seen, she dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his Mom and asks, "What were you and dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time," say's the boy. "Why is that?" Asked his Mom, puzzled? "Well, when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
Trending Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post