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Old Apr 30, 2004 | 09:08 AM
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A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts. Worried about what her son has seen, she dress's quickly and goes to talk to him. The little boy asks his mom, "what were you and dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "Your wasting your time." say's the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled. "Well, when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."






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Old Apr 30, 2004 | 09:22 AM
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That is funny.
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Old Apr 30, 2004 | 10:06 AM
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lol
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Old Apr 30, 2004 | 10:20 AM
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isn't the same joke like 10 posts down?

good joke though none the less
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Old Apr 30, 2004 | 10:23 AM
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pretty good. i'll remember this one.
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Old Apr 30, 2004 | 10:30 AM
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Originally posted by AP1_rock
isn't the same joke like 10 posts down?

good joke though none the less

......DC must have been
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Old Apr 30, 2004 | 10:52 AM
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Old Apr 30, 2004 | 12:27 PM
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:repost:
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