I was talking to a friend the other day who told me about a sick game she's been playing with her friends since they were all children. Kind of like a, "What's grosser than gross?" game. Basically as long as they can remember they've always just thought of disgusting things that you'd have to choose between. (i.e. Would you rather own a 360 Modena or a Vanquish? **But on a MUCH MUCH MUCH more disgusting scale...)

Well, to date, their chart topper is disgusting enough that I don't care to share it...EVER. But they've contested it with what I'm about to ask.

One day they were being gross again and asked one another how much money it'd take for them to eat a piece of sh*t. The general consensus was about $1,000,000.00. That eventually led to:

If 1 Million dollars were at stake, would you rather eat a 6" log or drink 8 oz. of diarrhea?

REALLY GROSS I KNOW!! But I couldn't stop laughing from disgust and after weighing both options and all the minuses that each come with...I'm still clueless. As much as I'd love to say, "Neither," the thought of 1 Million tax-free dollars for 10 minutes of misery is somewhat intriguing.

What do y'all think?? (Besides the obvious, that my friend needs to find new things to talk about.)

 

I think you should get out and try and make friends with some HUMANS!!!!

You were rights "This is really gross...."

 

Hey man...these aren't MY thoughts. I was clean 'till this girl asked me....but now I can't seem to stop laughing and squirming about this...

Just don't blame me for it. I'm equally grossed out...but I can laugh at it too...

 

One million ain't worth it...... nope, no way, no how... never.

 

for me, this is more than "really gross"

umhhhhhhhh...

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by rahvis
[B]Hey man...these aren't MY thoughts.

 

Ohhhh!!!!!!!!!!


So that's how Diarrhea kills you!!

Hehe, thanks

 

I knew a guy who survived a very determined attempt to kill him by half a dozen guys. When he eventually got out of hospital and his multiple stab wounds had healed, one by one he extracted various terrible revenges on the people responsible. I wont saddle you with the details. He caught the final participant on a town centre car park in broad daylight . This was a 15 year old kid who had not taken part in the attack but had been there with the attackers. The kid was given the straight choice between having both his arms and legs broken or eating a freshly dropped pile of dog crap lying on the ground. He ate the lot! That's fear for you! I say I knew the guy because some time later he ended up getting his brains blown out witha 12 bore shotgun! Don't you just love a happy ending?

 

You guys are nuts, I WOULD BE ROLLING IN MILLIONS! I'll have 1 glass of wait a min.. what kind of diarrhea? What color is it? Is it chunky? or milky? or beany? Can I spew it back out after? Who cares, I would still do it

 

Dude, you have issues. Seriously...